Skins

Last night i dreamt I went to college with the cast of Skins. We were going on a trip to a petrol factory and we were stood outside next to some big petrol tanker. Cassie was stood behind me giving some lad her number. As she was doing it she said something like "oh I can't believe its taken me so long to give you it", she was writing her number on his hand and went "Oh WOW! You have really nice hands"
Then she walked past me and went "I'll want yours soon too JOHN"
I said "Well give me that pen and i'll write it on your hand"
I started writing on her hand and took the piss out of her by going "Oh WOW! you have really nice hands!" which she appreciated.
I then woke up and realised I'd written half of my old number and half of my new number on her hand, she'll never be able to call me. She's probably stuck in Dreamland now calling an unrecognised number. :(

Some more crime.

I dreamt I robbed the shop near my house at uni which we get beer from. I was with some criminal and we had guns and made the woman behind the counter give us everything from the till. Then Vince McMahon, the WWE owner, came in and said he owned the place, and we were all under arrest. He was quite disappointed in me because he knew I was a good lad, but I kept saying it was stupid of me and I deserved to go back to prison.
Vince took us to a limo, and it happened to be the pink limo out of Shameless. That gay Maguire who owns it in Shameless was there and they all seemed to be having quite a laugh about going back to prison.
Then I ended up at my Nan's and Vince told me that if I gave him £200 he wouldn't send me to prison. I gave him the money and he gave me some chips worth $200 for his casino in Las Vegas, for when I go in September. I thanked him and patted him on the shoulder.