Tuesday 1 April 2008

Some more crime.

I dreamt I robbed the shop near my house at uni which we get beer from. I was with some criminal and we had guns and made the woman behind the counter give us everything from the till. Then Vince McMahon, the WWE owner, came in and said he owned the place, and we were all under arrest. He was quite disappointed in me because he knew I was a good lad, but I kept saying it was stupid of me and I deserved to go back to prison.
Vince took us to a limo, and it happened to be the pink limo out of Shameless. That gay Maguire who owns it in Shameless was there and they all seemed to be having quite a laugh about going back to prison.
Then I ended up at my Nan's and Vince told me that if I gave him £200 he wouldn't send me to prison. I gave him the money and he gave me some chips worth $200 for his casino in Las Vegas, for when I go in September. I thanked him and patted him on the shoulder.

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