I dreamt I was in the police and me and 3 officers were going to break into some house where some 14 year olds were making bombs. We burst in and they all shit themselves. My 3 officers had fake guns and held them against these lads against the walls. I had a real gun which was loaded and the guy I arrested was shitting it. Then we sat them round a table and the man in charge of the police gave them, and all of us, a lecture about how you can't go around shagging 14 year olds. They all started laughing and he started smashing the table up, he was really angry. He said that at this party we were all apparently going to, if we shagged a 14 year old we had to tell him exactly what happened and exactly what we touched. He was a bit weird.
Then after that I was going to Maths at high school for the first time in years (this always happens in my dreams). This particular lesson was being held outside. I went to sit in my apparently usual seat but it was taken because I hadn't been to the lesson for years. I decided to sack it off and got my coat off a coat hanger which was conveniently placed in a nearby field and went home.
Then I dreamt I was at Disneyland on a Mission Impossible ride. The ride was rubbish, you were just on some train and you chased another train for ages, then at the end of the ride one of the Royal family fell out of the train you were chasing and congratulated you on saving them. I then bought a packet of Jurrassic Park stickers as a souvenir that's about it.
Weirdness- 6.5/10
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